Religion according to Stove & Amanda

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my phone has this death problem

Amanda says:

every day it dies

Amanda says:

by late afternoon

stove says:

hmmm.

stove says:

suicide?

stove says:

or homicide?

Amanda says:

and then when I arrive home at night I perferm a special ritual where I stick something up it's bum, and it is resurrected

Amanda says:

Assisted suicide, really.

Amanda says:

Please don't out me!

stove says:

haha, something up it's bum

stove says:

i won't out you

stove says:

just because it's so kinky

Amanda says:

Ha!

stove says:

this is the sort of shit you let go because it only gets worse

Amanda says:

hahaha

Amanda says:

oh m an

stove says:

for usre

stove says:

uhm

stove says:

sure

Amanda says:

uhm sure?

Amanda says:

:S

stove says:

no no

stove says:

the uhm was aimed at the "usre"

stove says:

as in "uhm, I mean sure"

stove says:

fuck

Amanda says:

haha

stove says:

no saving myself

Amanda says:

you are forgiven

stove says:

whew

Amanda says:

(I am god and have the capabilities of releasing you from sin once you repent)

stove says:

thank the goddesses

Amanda says:

gasp!

Amanda says:

you knew it already!

stove says:

i did

stove says:

I'm afraid that I only worship one goddess- but I have the utmost respect for a few others

Amanda says:

that is acceptable

Amanda says:

I'm a free will kind of goddess

Amanda says:

you know?

stove says:

yeah

stove says:

us poor mortals have to choose

stove says:

although I think of myself as a prophet or great seer of the goddesses

stove says:

or at least I've been through enough to get to heaven

Amanda says:

lol

stove says:

or done just enough to go right to hell

Amanda says:

that sounds more correct, although I'm here to let you know that hell does NOT exist

stove says:

haha

Amanda says:

it's a figment of your christian based imagination ;P

stove says:

that shouldn't sound more correct

stove says:

forgiveness, remember?

Amanda says:

those were just a bunch of crap words to make myself sound cool

stove says:

i've exorcised (ironic terms there) christianity from my life as best as I could

stove says:

ah

Amanda says:

haha

stove says:

sounds like you've got a case of christian thought now

Amanda says:

Ha!

stove says:

that was a good one

stove says:

should save this conversation

Amanda says:

lol

Amanda says:

good idea

stove says:

e-mail it to the pope

Amanda says:

gasp!

stove says:

he gets wifi on that funny hat right?

Amanda says:

yes, but what does he use to check his email?

stove says:

faith

Amanda says:

does he have a blackberry?

Amanda says:

of course

Amanda says:

wait

stove says:

he's so old he's senile

Amanda says:

The pope is not a prophet! I am a gooddess and I decide!

stove says:

he just pretends to be checking his e-mail while staring at his palm

Amanda says:

lol

Amanda says:

so that's what palms up, outreaching to the crowd is...

stove says:

one of the cardinals walks in and he turns "BLAST YOU I"M BUSY CHECKING THE INTERNETS"

Amanda says:

"read the prophecy and weep!"

stove says:

I JUST GOT AN E-MAIL FROM GOD

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